1. A single game left, upon which hangs the fate of our tiny at-large chance.
2. This game is against one of the worst teams in the country.
3. We've proven we can destroy this team.
4. Through a huge stroke of luck, if we win this game we will have the #2 seed in the conference tournament.
5. We are Ell Aye Tech.
These 5 facts add up to about a 1% chance of winning today.