I think you know why...
1) Our AD would never attempt such a deal
2) We are getting scraps from lsu and we would never recieve more scraps than what lsu considers other small schools like ulm. Actually is looks like the ulm goof ball out negotiated our goof ball by a bunch.
I don't like playing LSU always on their terms. They and the rest of the state will consider us in the same category as Southeastern and the other locals they throw a crumb to. Even if we win we would just be Troy. Until they're ready for a home and home or even a two for one(which will be never) I say don't play them. I wouldn't even want to play them in Shreveport because the stands would be full of Wal Mart fans. Ignore them.
How much do Super Bowl teams make?
We should get that...
Unfortunately, LSU is the college football king of Louisiana according to most. They are big P5/SEC, and recognizable nationally. Here in Aggie/Longhorn land there are plenty of people clueless about Louisiana Tech and many of the other non-LSU state schools. I too often have to explain that we are NOT the Ragin Cajuns. I think that is even more the case the farther away from Louisiana you go.
LSU could argue they have more to lose playing us every year. It's a weak argument because they pretty much play at least one other LA school every year. Sad truth is we are to to them what some would say ULM is to us. That being the case, they have to control to ensure that it stays that way.
And that makes it important that you don't have a push-over as your AD.