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    UTSA's Fake Cannon

    You likely heard about UTSA's fake cannon. It was on wooden wheels and castors below. Anyway, note that there is a box in front of the "cannon". They would detonate the flash smoke from the box each time the "cannon" was fired.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!! That soooo looks like something UL-Laugh would do.


    Ready, aim, flash-smoke sparklers!!!! Maybe a Roadrunnner genie will magically appear from the smoke next time?


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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    UTSA fans posting how embarrassing the fake cannon is. And then one posted, "It's as real as our offense." Another followed-up, "That's true."

    One poster called out Holtz for again scoring late when all Tech had to do was take a knee. But another posted, he'll keep doing that because he knows we'll never be in a position to pay him back.

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon



    Yeah, right!

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    The cannon box is hilarious but y'all know full well this is something we'd do.

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    The cannon box is hilarious but y'all know full well this is something we'd do.
    True. We have some lady leading us in a spell out. "What's that spell? Louder! One more time..."

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    We were running out to fire extinguishers smoke not that long ago.

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    What happened to our cannon? Didn't it damage some of the bleachers one time?

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    I believe "our" cannon belonged to the Military Museum. They supplied the crew. I don't know what happened to it. I never liked the noisy thing and I'm an old artilleryman. Maybe the wadding hit the stands or something. I don't remember.

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    Quote Originally Posted by RougeDawg View Post
    What happened to our cannon? Didn't it damage some of the bleachers one time?
    "Tech's" cannon is/was the property of Kappa Alpha Order fraternity. That cannon is real, and can do significant damage if loaded with ammo, and aimed at a target. It used to be permanently situated on the hill in front of the KA House. It used to be chained to the flagpole in their front yard. The KA's used to have a small team of "trained" KA's that transported the cannon to various events, and were responsible for firing it. I don't know if any of this has changed in the last 10 years or so.

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    They offered for us to come and take it, and though it would have been easy... none of us wanted it, so we left it.

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    Mildawg's box with the Come and Take It is truly a hoot!! I snorted and laughed out loud. Note: I am old school so I didn't LOL.

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    Quote Originally Posted by boxerdog View Post
    We have some lady leading us in a spell out. "What's that spell? Louder! One more time..."
    That's been embarrassing since I was 12 (I'm now 41)

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    Quote Originally Posted by sportdawg View Post
    That's been embarrassing since I was 12 (I'm now 41)
    OMG!

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    Nancy Bergeron. A total embarrassment! just another in a long line of head scratchers. She must know something about someone of great influence.

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    Re: UTSA's Fake Cannon

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    The cannon box is hilarious but y'all know full well this is something we'd do.
    Blue Balls seem to come to mind.

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