Repent now folks ...
Angels win World Series. The first leg is in place ...
If Saints win Super Bowl, that will be another interesting piece of the puzzle ...
If Notre Dame pulls in the NCAA football hardware, I may have to reconsider my youthful departure from the Catholic church
I guess if the Devils win the NHL, the Magic win the NBA title, Duke pulls the double title in NCAA basketball then we will have the "all Spiritual warfare" sports year ....
That will surely be the end.
New cults will form. Paranoia will set in. Folks will show up anticipating alien sightings in Wyoming. I will make millions on canned goods, army supplies, end time shelters and freelance COBOL programming. I will make further millions on the commemorative shirts, stickers and posters.
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