I was enjoying this thread on the old board.

A ULL Ragin Cajun goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Boudin sausage."
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> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you a ULL Ragin Cajun?"
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> The ULL Ragin Cajun, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
> If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
> Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
> Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
> Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya,
huh? Would ya?"
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> The clerk says, "Well, no."
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> With deep self-righteous indignation, the Ragin Cajun says, "Well, alright
then,
> why did you ask me if I'm a Ragin Cajun just because I asked for Boudin
sausage?"
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> The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."