Lyrics courtesy of GLM47 & Champ967

To the tune of Jack & Diane by Johnny Cougar Mellencamp


"A little ditty about Jack and Dan, two American men who don't have a plan. Jack pretends he's a football guy, Dan does very little, just enough to get by."

"Oh yea life goes on, long after the thrill of winning is gone."

Another losing season; fan support begins to freeze.
Jack’s over at Dan’s house, beggin' on his knees:
“Cmon Dan! Just one more chance PLEASE!
It aint my fault! ... It's those internet geeks!”

Oh yeah, life goes on!
Long after the thrill of winning is gone.
Oh yeah, life goes on!
But how much longer till Jack is gone?

Let it suck! Let it mold!
Let the Sun Belt come and save my soul!
Hold to '01 as long as you can!
Change is comin round real soon, and we'll play ulm