For Champ, Champion, DirtyD., and any other liberals........

[coona$$tiger]

.........out there. Just read this and thought about you.

> A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the
> stranger turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
> that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your
> fellow passenger."
>
> Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
> said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
>
> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
>
> "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let
> me ask you a question first.
>
> "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer
> excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
> horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
>
> "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
>
> "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified
> to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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Have fun with them Coona$$tiger.

[Champ967]

An oldie but a goodie. And they ALWAYS walk right into it!

I once saw a really good speaker (my Dad) use that line to shut down a heckler in his audience. It was classic!