new conference for Tech - SECHO

[beef]

Tech is moving conferences after all. The new conference is the SECHO, which stands for Souteastern Conference Homecoming Opponents. The remainder of the conference will be made up of former Sunbelt members while the remaining Sunbelt schools will join the WAC.
There will be two divisions, the Suck division made up of Tech, ULM, MTSU, and ULL, with the Blow division only consisting of Arkansas State, New Mexico, and North Texas. The top Sucker and the top Blower will meet each year in a championship game played in Texarkana, TX, where the new league will be headquartered. The winner gets an automatic bid in the 2000 Flushes Toilet Bowl, facing Evangel every year until Evangel wins ten consecutive bowls, when they will take two years off, replaced by John Curtis High. There is no payout and the SECHO team must clean the locker room of the high school team after each game.
Each team will play three home conference games and three away conference games, and each team will play one or two SEC teams for homecoming every year. The SEC has agreed to select all of its homecoming opponents exclusively from the SECHO, which will give money to the schools that nobody goes and watches at home.

For more go to http://www.espn.go.com/ncaafootball/...wpisssuck.html

[zharkins]

Could you repost that link? All I'm getting is a Page Not Found error.

[CARTEK]

The only "suckblowpisssuck" is you! You can say you are a TECH fan and even get some others to vouch for you...but you, sir, are no TECH fan...your a wannabe!

[TYLERTECHSAS]

CARTEK, you have to admit that was pretty funny! Sad but funny.

[beef]

some people can take a joke, and some can't

[CARTEK]

I can take a joke with the best of them but not right now.

[TYLERTECHSAS]

Hey BEEF, you missed it! Your SECHO Conference should have been named the SECHOE Conference if you know what I mean.

[DawgFaninHous]

Why don't they move this thread to the Dawg Pit, please??????

[oledawg66]

The first time I saw this thread, I totally missed it because I pronounced your new conference as (See Choe). The next time I saw it, the SEC Ho jumped out at me. LOL. Also not so funny because I'm afraid that's exactly what we are on our way to becoming.

[Dwayne From Minden]

You mean we will be a WAC-HO...

Since we have to HO ourselves out to afford the WAC...

[Bossdawg]

The first time I saw this thread, I totally missed it because I pronounced your new conference as (See Choe). The next time I saw it, the SEC Ho jumped out at me. LOL. Also not so funny because I'm afraid that's exactly what we are on our way to becoming.

On our way to becoming what?

What was the last Tech season you remeber not playing 2-3 huge big time football programs for a check, the 80's

[oledawg66]

I guess you're right boss. If we could have married CUSA we might have become respectable. But I guess we already have the rep of being an easy trick for a dollar.

[beef]

The first time I saw this thread, I totally missed it because I pronounced your new conference as (See Choe). The next time I saw it, the SEC Ho jumped out at me. LOL. Also not so funny because I'm afraid that's exactly what we are on our way to becoming.

I was actually thinking See Choe when I made it up, but then somebody pointed out the SEC HO part, which I thought was also funny.

You know, the fact that this post was moved to the Dawg Pit further glorifies my behavior. And think, if there was an ignore feature, many of you would not even have seen it.

Go Dawgs, wherever you play. Go Bick, and I don't care where.

[Champ967]

You're just all about the glory, huh, beef?

[I was actually thinking See Choe when I made it up, but then somebody pointed out the SEC HO part, which I thought was also funny.

Just do like C-USA and add a hyphen: "SEC-HO."

Sad as the situation is, that was one hilarious story.