Weather Report

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OK, I think it is time for a joke. A poor attempt at one maybe but we all need a good laugh these days.

Subject: Weather Report

>
> >One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over
breakfast.
> >They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to10 inches of
> snow today.
> >You must park your car on the even- numbered side of the street, so
the
>
> >snowplows can get through."
> >
> >Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
> >
> >A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer
>
> >says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
> >your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows
can
> >get through."
> >
> >Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> >
> >The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer
>
> >says "We are expecting 12 to14 inches of snow today. You must
park..."
> >
> >Then the electric power goes out.
> >
> >Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
> >says, "Honey, I don't know what to do! Which side of the street do I
> >need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
> >
> >With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
> >married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says,
> >
> >"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
> >