Jokes - Add yours if you wish.

[Dawgpix]

For you engineers--


An Engineering Marvel

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical
Engineer and a Computer Engineer were riding together in the same
car...

All of a sudden, the car broke down!

The Mechanical Engineer immediately said, "I think a rod broke."

The Chemical Engineer replied, "The way it sputtered at the end, I
don't think it's getting gas."

The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and
something is wrong with the electrical system."

All three turned to the Computer Engineer and asked, "What do you
think?"

The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get
back in."

[Dwayne From Minden]

Did everyone hear about the body they found in a storage closet at Malone Stadium during Homecoming activities last week?

[DocMarvin362]

A bit racy but a funny spoof on the Michael Vick/Ron Mexico story off of a Redskin/Draft site. Make sure to watch the entire cartoon.

http://www.extremeskins.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=banghaha&file=index

This is what I got when I tried looking....

Sorry, you can't access this file directly...

[DocMarvin362]

Did everyone hear about the body they found in a storage closet at Malone Stadium during Homecoming activities last week?

Nope... where is Malone Staduim?

[Dwayne From Minden]

Nope... where is Malone Staduim?

Right beside Brown Stadium -

[Dawgpix]

Right beside Brown Stadium -

On the bayou

[Dwayne From Minden]

Nope...

Well, after a battery of tests and DNA sampling, the Ouachita Coroners Office determined that he was the NLU "Hide-N-Seek" Champion from 1982....

[TDAWG]

I saw this on the ULL board.

Attachment 298

[Dawgbert]

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful
blonde wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?", to
which she replies "I think your the father of one of
my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She said "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[TYLERTECHSAS]

At last.... A bumper sticker for both parties.

FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper
sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State:
"2008 - RUN HILLARY RUN"
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper