Where did our joke thread go?

>Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.
>One turns to the other and says,"you know, last week I discovered that if
>you jump form the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th
>floor the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you
>around the building and back into the window."
> The bartender just shakes his
>head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
> The 2nd man say "what
>are you? A nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."
> The first man replies
>"no, it's true. Let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar,
>jumps over the balcony and careens to the street below. When he passes
>the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back in
>the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
> The second man say "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but
>that must have been a one time fluke."
>First man: "No, I'll prove it again." And again he jumps and hurtles
>toward the street when the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the
>building and back into the window. Once upstairs, he urges his fellow
>drinker to try it. The second man decides "What the
>hell, it works, so I'll do it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges
>downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floor and hit the sidewalk with
>a 'splat'. Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker
>"You know Superman, you're a real ass when you're drunk."