Originally Posted by
duckbillplatty
Absolutely true story:
I knocked out one of these type whack jobs in Pensacola, Florida.
They showed up at my brother's wedding and started shouting hate through the doors into the reception hall. We closed the doors and they banged on windows and held up signs.
As best man, I walked outside to inform them that the police have been called and that if they move now I would call off the dogs. Their right to demonstrate does not include banging on privately owned windows.
Well one of the young men in the group started yelling at me and got in my face. He hit me with his Bible so I knocked him completely out cold. One punch to the jaw and he went down like a sack of potatoes. The cop asked who hit first and we had more than 50 witnesses who said he did. Interesting enough, the so called Christians lied and said I did. The cops believed me and I went back to the reception.