http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=4823631
I decided to post this in the Dawg Pit so that we could use it's proximity to BR to flame LSU.
Favorite quote: "We gotta catch this guy, he needs help."
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http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=4823631
I decided to post this in the Dawg Pit so that we could use it's proximity to BR to flame LSU.
Favorite quote: "We gotta catch this guy, he needs help."
How does a dumb blond get into college?
She applies to LSU.
An LSU fan walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies "I'm sorry, we dont do business with LSU fans." So the LSU fan stormed off back to their house and changed into Tech blue. The next day, the LSU fan went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies "Sorry, we dont do business with LSU fans." The LSU fan replied "How did you know I was an LSU fan?" The clerk says "Because thats a microwave, not a T.V."
> Boudroux and Thibidoux score two tickets to the LSU game
> Boudroux looks at Thibidoux and say's hey man, how we gonna get to the game? We ain't got no car.
> Thibidoux say's no problem man... I bought a camel just the other day.
> When they finally get to the game Thibidoux says to Boudroux.. How we gonna know which camel is ours?
> How many camels you think are gonna be at da game Thibidoux?
> After the game when they are leaving, they find a whole row of camels. Boudroux ask's Thibidoux, now how we gonna Know which one is ours!?!
> Thibidoux lifts up the tail of the first one and puts it down. He goes to the second one, lifts up the tail and puts it down. After about 20 camels or so, Boudroux asks what Thibidoux is doing. Thibidoux says.. man the whle way here, I kept hearing people say, Hey look at those two a$$ holes on that camel!
How do you get a lsu grad off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza and shut the door!
heres a bunch of them
Do you know why the LSU football team should change their names to the "Opossums"?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Why doesn't LSU have ice on the sidelines?
The guy with the recipe graduated.
What do get when you breed a groundhog and an LSU football player?
Six more weeks of bad football.
How many LSU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a second year course.
The LSU football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after the sentence?" All the players raised their hands, "The appeal!", they shouted with pride.
What do you call a person from LSU in a three piece suit?
The defendent.
Why is it that the LSU football team doesn't have a web site?
They can't string three Ws together.
What does the average LSU player get on his SATs?
Drool.
What is the best four years of an LSU student's life?
Third grade.
558 - 32. Total combined score of LSU - Tech football games.
1553 - 1333, Total combined score of the TECH - LSU women's basketball games that we've beaten you 15 out of 19 times. Average margin of victory is more than 11.Originally Posted by DDTigerFan
I'll take football over women's basketball any day. Not too mention we now have the top women's basketball program in the state.
43-2! Number of NCAA D-1A Championships won by LSU compared to Louisiana Tech.
LSU has been D-1A longer than Tech...a lot longer.
Excuse me for being a little slow here but does track and field even split their champs into D-1A? Hoss you need to learn to phrase your arguments so they actually help you. Quit worrying about us claiming a 3rd national title in WBB. And how can we let you count your men's basketball championship when you won't let us count one of our women's? Do the phrase "no tournament" mean anything to you? I am about to call Kim Gandy and NOW on you for discriminating against our women.
Can you please tell me where these numbers come from? Wikipedia is ripping LSU out of a few national titles.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSU_Athletics
Hey you may own a few more "D1-A" championships than us but Tech has a few "national championship" debate teams(that competes against LSU). Alright DD you are now going BACK on my ignore list.
Last edited by Juice752; 05-10-2006 at 11:39 PM.
I got my info. from the official NCAA website not some website where any average Joe can edit an entry.
Can you please tell me where these numbers come from? Wikipedia is ripping LSU out of a few national titles.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSU_Athletics
Hey you may own a few more "D1-A" championships than us but Tech has a few "national championship" debate teams
Debate teams? Who cares? LSU has the top law school in the state so you can have your little debate championships.
And you can have your D-2 football Championship. I guess we still hold a slight edge.
a lot--a little. total combined LSU-Tech idiots.
PJ don't waste your time. This guy thinks people actually care about stuff in the Dawg Pit.
haha I know..its so funny. Yeah, DDtigerfan..I cry myself to sleep at night thinking of your hurtful posts.
DD. Making small children cry since July 2003. Arround the same time he was hit by the LSU bandwaggon?
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