Alaska Bear Hunt
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> The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of
> Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
> Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the
> woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat
> and a 'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically
> and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot
> grizzly.
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> As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with
> 'Go Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the
> bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding,
> semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the
> three loggers finished off the bear, and two of them threw it onto the bed
> of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
> back seat.
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> As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I
> give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there
> was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
> activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
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> As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, 'Who was that
> guy?'
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> 'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with
> Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
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> 'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
> doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still
> alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?'