Actually, I found it quite funny.
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Actually, I found it quite funny.
Pitiful.Originally Posted by rmitch5411
Ok, I'm flexible .... blame it on Bush, Salty.
Nice
I didn't think they actually had any brains
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Did they just compare Obamacare to passing out candy at Halloween?
POWER FAIL: WHITE HOUSE DIRECTS STORM VICTIMS TO… THE INTERNET
The people in need of the most help today after the devastating effects of Hurricane Sandy are those living in a number of states along the East Coast that have lost power. And yet, at least according to Politico, while these people had the electricity necessary to get the information needed, neither the White House nor FEMA gave anyone instructions on where to turn for help or where to go for information in the event of a power outage.
At least Obama is helping us be more efficient.
It takes so much less time to pump 20 dollars worth of gas than it used to.
Here are some funny Barack cartoons.
http://www.usnews.com/cartoons/barac...?s_cid=art_btm
"All roads lead to Putin" -- Thomas Jefferson
The Racist, Sexist, Homophobic And Islamophobic ‘Grandpa Voted Democrat’ Video
Posted by: Oscar on Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 9:55
http://thehayride.com/2012/11/the-ra...emocrat-video/
Feel free to sub Louisiana for Texas in this joke.
THE COYOTE - CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS.....
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote
and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now
free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
"coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
TEXAS:
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
Here is a political joke: Bobby Jindal.
It's time to close the doors to the Temple of Janus.
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