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    Never under estimate the power of a large group of stupid people. Now honestly, are you thinking government???

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    I'll keep my guns, money and freedoms. You can keep the change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLDBLUE View Post
    "All around me I see nothing but panic, disorder, and chaos. At last, my work here is done. " -annon. (or was it BHO?)
    Or was it the evil rabbit of the apocalypse in "Prickly City"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TYLERTECHSAS View Post
    Ronald Reagan tells joke about Democrats

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK3E...=RDI5PInhXkfvs

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    Quote Originally Posted by TYLERTECHSAS View Post
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    Re: Paw-Litical Jokes

    Well...... democrats have made such a joke out of getting a drivers license around this country (form of ID, voting and illegal aliens, muslim women wearing burqua) this makes sense as the next step.


    'Pastafarian' Wins Right to Wear Spaghetti Strainer in Driver's License Photo

    Lindsay Miller, of Lowell, Mass., is a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. She claims the strainer is a religious symbol.

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    The Louisiana State Police (LSP) had received numerous reports ofillegal cock fighting being held in the area around
    Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation

    and then reported to his Commander the next morning.


    "Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster fightin", he began.


    "Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked.

    Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Demcratic Natnal Charman from N'awlins".


    Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?"


    "Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. And I knowed immediately datdem Aggies was
    involved when a Duck was entered in the fight."

    The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

    Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on de duck!"

    "Ah, I see, I see ... " sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the DNC was involved?"


    "De duck won!"
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    Bob was sitting on the plane at DFW waiting to fly to Chicago, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck...pale, hands shaking in fear.

    "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked. "No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago. The people are crazy there, right? Shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest crime rate in the USA."

    Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. I've worked there for 14 years and never had the slightest trouble."

    The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you've lived and worked there all those years and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

    "I'm a tail-gunner on a Budweiser truck.

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    I'm shocked SNL did this skit against the DNC and Hillary. They are never "Fair and Balanced" in their comedy.


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    ‘Saturday Night Live’ Paints Democrats as Out of Touch, Elderly Losers

    The most senior members of the Democratic Party look to the future on SNL.




    11.12.17 2:07 AM ET

    https://youtu.be/CBUxNeXgC70[/video]


    https://www.thedailybeast.com/saturd...elderly-losers

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    Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built inToronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”




    "That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy, and the other, a topless bar, would be called YouMeccaMe Hot.”



    "Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, calledIraqof Ribs.”












    “Across the street there could be a lingerie store calledVictoria Keeps Nothing Secret, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.”










    "All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”

    Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point, it is either past your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed..






























































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    Yes this belongs here even before she opens her mouth. This should be full of hilarious garbage and material for any right leaning
    or non-PC comedians, politicos and the media.
    I can't wait!

    Maxine Waters giving national address after State Of Union...



    Maxine Waters giving national address after State Of Union...

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    Re: Paw-Litical Jokes

    The Difference


    If someone asks you what the difference is between most of the

    Obama/Hillary/Bernie supporters and most of the Trump supporters,



    instead of stammering and stuttering and trying to come up with a long

    answer, just tell them...



    The Trump supporters sign their checks on the front, and the Obama

    supporters sign their checks on the back.



    I NEVER REALIZED THAT IT WAS THIS Simple!

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