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    Re: Paw-Litical Jokes

    Nunes.

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    Re: Paw-Litical Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by TYLERTECHSAS View Post
    The Difference


    If someone asks you what the difference is between most of the

    Obama/Hillary/Bernie supporters and most of the Trump supporters,



    instead of stammering and stuttering and trying to come up with a long

    answer, just tell them...



    The Trump supporters sign their checks on the front, and the Obama

    supporters sign their checks on the back.



    I NEVER REALIZED THAT IT WAS THIS Simple!
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    Re: Paw-Litical Jokes

    So true.

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    Re: Paw-Litical Jokes

    > > I bought a new Ford F350 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
    > > Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service
    > > technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
    > >
    > > ‘Nelson', the technician said to the radio.
    > >
    > > The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    > > 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again’ came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!',
    > > and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'replaced Willie Nelson.
    > >
    > > I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven',I'd get beautiful
    > > classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
    > >
    > > Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I
    > > swerved in time to avoid her.
    > >
    > > I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Democratic
    > > Leader and former speaker of the House....Nancy Pelosi"
    > >
    > > Damn, I love this truck.

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    Re: Paw-Litical Jokes

    Samsonite! I was way off!

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    Re: Paw-Litical Jokes

    VERY INTERESTING.
    Bats





    This is very timely: the latest newsletter from The Texas Gardener' Seeds said: Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals. Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightly, and bats are less likely to be rabid than dogs are. Need another reason? Bats are responsible for up to 95 percent of the seed dispersal essential to the regeneration of forests.Our planet is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures. Here are three from the Bat Family ..... without the need for resorting to fiction.




    Sucker-footed Bat





    Red-Winged Fruit Bat



    Left-Winged Ding Bat


    So 2 out 3 Bats have a useful purpose!



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