What's the difference between God and Obama? God only wants 10%
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What's the difference between God and Obama? God only wants 10%
God doesn't have an Obama complex.Originally Posted by FriscoDog
Originally Posted by champion110
I am less angry this morning and ready to get back up on the horse. That girl was a freak last night.
Originally Posted by champion110
In fact, I finally had to tell her to stop over the last weekend, because I was worn out and needed a break.
libs don't argue against the existence of obama
Originally Posted by champion110
I am less angry this morning and ready to get back up on the horse. That girl was a freak last night.
Originally Posted by champion110
In fact, I finally had to tell her to stop over the last weekend, because I was worn out and needed a break.
just googled this"
What does God have in common with Obama?
Neither has a birth certificate
What's the difference between God and Obama?
God does not think he's Obama
Liberals love Obama
Obama gets better press
God only demands to be worshipped once a week
God asks for only 10 percent of your money
God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose
God's plan to save us is actually written down for you to read
Originally Posted by champion110
I am less angry this morning and ready to get back up on the horse. That girl was a freak last night.
Originally Posted by champion110
In fact, I finally had to tell her to stop over the last weekend, because I was worn out and needed a break.
Originally Posted by champion110
I am less angry this morning and ready to get back up on the horse. That girl was a freak last night.
Originally Posted by champion110
In fact, I finally had to tell her to stop over the last weekend, because I was worn out and needed a break.
Dang! The Godfather of Soul was her father?
the resemblance is too close to believe otherwise
Originally Posted by champion110
I am less angry this morning and ready to get back up on the horse. That girl was a freak last night.
Originally Posted by champion110
In fact, I finally had to tell her to stop over the last weekend, because I was worn out and needed a break.
Little Johnny meets Barack Obama
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the work "tragedy."
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.
"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.
"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... ...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
On today's crossword on Yahoo I was looking for three letters. "Nacy Pelosi is one" First I tried bitch, but it didn't fit, neither did liar, and ass was wrong...
http://games.yahoo.com/daily-games/d...na1?answer=fir
Originally Posted by champion110
I am less angry this morning and ready to get back up on the horse. That girl was a freak last night.
Originally Posted by champion110
In fact, I finally had to tell her to stop over the last weekend, because I was worn out and needed a break.
America has had a medical breakthrough!!
A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That's nothing; we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks.'
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are
way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of
Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country
is looking for work.
Warning From Pakistan
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban
Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if
military actions against Pakistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to
cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly
Motel 6 Managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results,
Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no
more candidates for President of the United States !
It's gonna get ugly!
I made this up, so go easy on it...
Controversy Surrounds Spitzer Aid
New York, New York (AP) - It was revealed today that former Governor Eliot Spitzer had paid an intern $500 of federally provided funds for sexual favors. When the Obama administration was asked for comment, it replied, "Yet another job created or saved."
You know you are on Obama's nationalized healthcare plan when you go to your doctor and ask for some viagra and he hands you a popsicle stick and some duct tape.
You’ll recall that John Hinckley is a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released
as having been rehabilitated.
Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from
John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley ,
reports to have intercepted:
Dear Mr. Hinckley,
My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you
how pleased we are with the great strides you are making
in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding
and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan
consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne
against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all,
are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven
you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you
will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to
join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best Wishes,
John and Cindy McCain
PS:
While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
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