Does anyone out there have the John Kerry parody titled "the perfect candidate?" I need it for a school project and I can't find it online anymore.

It said things like "if you voted for the war in iraq, then kerry is the perfect candidate for you, blah blah blah" and then right after "if you voted against he war in iraq, then kerry is the perfect candidate for you, blah blah blah."

Anything similar would also be very helpful.