A great joke that explains it all

[Rooster]

The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week".

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I
cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.

[johnnylightnin]

That's funny right there.

[TYLERTECHSAS]

Ya gotta love it!

[Dirtydawg]

That's pretty funny, Rooster. I had to make one change, though, to make it more true to life.



The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a news crew and a group of the Christian Coalition acting on a tip by the Republican that there was an undesirable law breaker (hence the community service) setting up shop in their neighborhood. After much protest, the barber had to shut down and sell to a friend of the Republican who was wanting the prime real estate location. The Republican was indicted several years later for taking kickbacks from his friend.

[DawgyNWindow]

That's pretty funny, Rooster. I had to make one change, though, to make it more true to life.



After much protest, the barber had to shut down and sell to a friend of the Republican who was wanting the prime real estate location.

Couldn't happen. I believe Harry Reid had already sold the property for a healthy sum without even owning title to it. He's really good at that, you know.