Tyler, since you've highjacked the thread and changed the tone, I'll tell you about one I didn't like. Twas this prissy EE puke - again, I forget his name - who was teaching an advanced circuits course. 3 hr. course, only two exams; a mid-term and a final.
Mid-term exam came due, and he passed out the exam papers. I read the 1st page; then flipped through the 2nd and 3rd and 4th ...................etc. pages and looked around at my classmates. Almost everyone was looking around at each other. A couple of dudes flipped their pencils over their shoulders and were staring at the ceiling with their arms crossed. It appeared to me that possibly they were praying ??
So, this clown then stands up in front of us with a big smile on his face and tells us all the exam questions came from the next chapter in the textbook, the one we hadn't gotten to yet. He said he wanted to see if anyone was studying ahead.
BARF ! !
He had a "bonus" question on the exam, and I remember it to this day.
Something like, P
retend you are on the moon and you have nothing made of metal; and, you pick up these two rocks, and one is magnetic and the other is not. How do you tell which one is magnetic ??
I had no clue, but I answered something like
, Take one of the rocks and pound on the other one until you break one into two pieces. If the two pieces have poles that attract and repel, then that's the magnetic rock. If not, then it's the other rock.
Still wonder about the correct answer to that question to this day. Perhaps someone out there somewhere can educate me ??
Anyhow, this clown must have graded on one heck of a HUMONGOUS curve, 'cause I made a B in the course without ever hardly cracking the textbook. My Bad.