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I wouldn't watch another Spurs/Pistons NBA Finals series, because it would seriously suck ass.
More appropriate for the Joke thread, but I can't resist this one sent to me. Now this is old.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man.
He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
WWDog
La Tech
Region and hyphen free since 1894!
Flagship of the University of Louisiana System
Several years ago - my parents were extending their driveway - and of course it was on a clay hill and the contractors had not laid the wire in for the concrete yet -
It was mid August and an afternoon thunderstorm came up and dropped a quick half inch shower that turned the new drive way into a 12ft by 30ft "slick" mud puddle -
Will the neighborhood kids (about 8 of them) were all standing their eyeing the fabulous thing that just had been created right before thier eyes - take in mind all of them were right about 7 to 12 years old - four of them belonging to the State Trooper next door -
Now I'm about 33 at the time - so what do I do - kick of the tennis shoes and take a running start and do a belly slide for about 25 ft - next thing I know every kid in the neighborhood is in the middle of the SLIDE doing the exact same thing -
Not a word was spoken - all it took was a spark and a soul brave enough to make the first leap -
''Don't be a bad dagh..."
http://www.oldjoeblack.0nyx.com/thinktst.htm
Here is a fun thing to do while we are waiting for football. Don't cheat.
I got 18.
19 out of 25. I felt pretty stupid on a couple of those.![]()
12..but I guessed on more than a few..plus I just got through throwing a few Millers back with Straydawgs cousin.
“Towie Barclay of the Glen, Happy to the maids, But never to the men.”
OK, so here are my random thoughts for the weekend.
Just got back from seeing my only nephew graduate. I'll admit I got a little teary eyed, watching the kid that took his first steps to me as a child walk across the stage (top 10 out of 297, BTW) as a young man. I'm just proud as hell.
Then I start to think, is it just pride that's making me misty eyed, or is it the fact that:
1) He was born when I was at Tech.
2) He graduated high school exactly 20 years after I did.
3) I'm now old enough that I could have a child his age graduating high school.
Why does time fly, but age creeps up on you slowly?
Oh, and I just realized that my waist size has now surpassed my in seam.
I think I need a drink!![]()
17 and I thought I was an observant person.![]()
Chuck Liddell just got OWNED.
RAMPAGE, son!