It's my understanding that our mascot Tech suffered a heat stroke and will no longer be able to fulfill his duties. We need $1500.00 for a Bulldawg pup! Any suggestions on how we can get this done?
It's my understanding that our mascot Tech suffered a heat stroke and will no longer be able to fulfill his duties. We need $1500.00 for a Bulldawg pup! Any suggestions on how we can get this done?
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??????
I thought Champ XIX was there chasing the volleyballs yesterday? Was that not Champ XIX?
All I know is that I was told they were not searching for a new dog. If they are, well then good. I can work on curing world hunger.
Between this and the return of the black tarps and the two cups of coffee this morning my blood pressure was rising.
Not too great in what way, TulsaPup? Just curious.
Don't Tech usually form a committee and select a bulldog among the 10 best they've search.
Yes, Jim Oakes will be conducting a nationwide search for the most qualified bulldog to keep our program competitive nationally. Then, in a stroke of pure irony, he will realize that the world's most qualified living English Bulldog, is the one already in the kennel next door. Then he will have a big press conference to announce that Tech XX is a very talented bulldog who will take us to the next level, and Jimmy Watson will write a column praising the vision of Jim Oakes and the skill he exhibited in bringing this to fruition.
Then Oakes will promptly cut funding for adequate food and leashes for Tech XX and blame the dog walker for the failures. Then, when the dog walker is fired for Oakes' ineptitude, Oakes will not show up to the press conference and someone else will have to do the actual firing. Watson and Deriso then write blogs about stupid internet fans who didn't realize what a poor job the dog walker was doing.
Long Live Tech XX!!
I think our bulldog is pretty. Looks better than Georgia's.
Last edited by GrassyNoleHitman; 08-13-2007 at 09:49 AM. Reason: typo
How many season did this dog last? Wasn't it time for him to retire?