Haka Haiku

[Champ967]

Hungry Hawaiians.
No poi on Ruston menus?!
Do you serve Spam here?

Warriors think they
know heat and humidity;
Wilt by third quarter.

No fresh pineapples?
Try Monster Meal from Griff's. Yum!
Gametime: drizzle shits.

'Bows fear the Dooley.
Sacred pregame ritual:
Dance to the Spam gods.

No ethnic jokes, Fox!
Still okay to mock rednecks.
A double standard?

"Tech's not in Cajun
country?" ask 'Bows lost in swamp.
Take geography.

Classless fans troll boards.
ellessewe of Pacific?
Maybe not that bad.

Dawgs walk through Game One.
Rainbows have no film to watch.
Seven sacks, be-yotch!

Hawaiians love weed.
Manipulate team drug tests.
Ruston's grooooovy, maaaaaaaan.
(www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/21/sportsline/main3189684.shtml)

Media darlings
Blame lousy sked for ranking.
Then lose to Dawgs! HA!

WAC loves to hate 'Bows.
Loss in Ruston means back to
Hating on Fresno.

Champ dislikes Rainbows.
But must return to work now.
His boss is lurking.

[CChandler]

Hungry Hawaiians.
No poi on Ruston menus?!
Do you serve Spam here?

Warriors think they
know heat and humidity;
Wilt by third quarter.

No fresh pineapples?
Try Monster Meal from Griff's. Yum!
Gametime: drizzle shits.

'Bows scared of Dooley.
Sacred pregame ritual:
Dance to Spam gods.

No ethnic jokes, Fox!
Still OK to mock rednecks.
A double standard.

"Tech's not in Cajun
country?" ask 'Bows lost in swamp.
Take geography.

Classless fans troll boards.
LSU of Pacific.
(Maybe not that bad.)

AWESOME STUFF.

Brad, yours was killer as well. Still laughing.

[Dawgmatic]

something smells like crap
look, walking hawaiin turds
Brennan needs more soap

Oh, DD you made me spit Diet Dr Pepper on my computer screen!!!!!!!

[brtransplant]

Just curious. What is the average age of BBB members?

[JAY]

Just curious. What is the average age of BBB members?

There are a lot of 20 somethings posting here (including myself for another 9 months or so), but there are a lot of middle aged people as well. Even guys like MickeyS14 who are late-middle aged


I would say the avg is in the late 30s?

[TulsaDawg]

Just curious. What is the average age of BBB members?

28.23593854309456

[Dawgmatic]

Do a poll and we'll see.

[MattB]

28.23593854309456

B.S. and you know it!! It's 28.2359385409457. Geez Tulsa, everybody knows this, come on.

[arkansasbob]

posts without haiku
do not belong on this thread.
more haka haiku!

....

why so negative?
champion just might surprise
even the Tech fans.

[DAWG DUDE]

big ole frizzy hair
simoans smell like buttcrack
soap came in THIS YEAR!

[tanuki]

Tech throwing pine cones?
That wont bother Warriors
They'll be throwing bombs

[johnnylightnin]

Johnny in the Rock
On his way to Leo Street
Will watch in Ruston.

[Dawgmatic]

Bleached white hair with spots
Look like mangy Dalmatian
Cruella gets coat

[nadB]

Rainblows come to Tech
Pineapples shoved up arses
Blows leave feeling sad

[Champ967]

"BCS my arse!"
says mighty Dooley with grin.
Dream ends in Ruston.