Originally Posted by
HogDawg
I'm guilty of doing something similar. Here's a typical exchange between me and a "Fake Fan" of LSU: (I had several conversations like this on my recent trip to BR for the Tech vs LSU football game)
HD: "So, I see you're an LSU fan. What year did you graduate from LSU?" (All the while I already know they didn't attend LSU at all.)
Fake Fan: "Umm.....oh, I didn't graduate from LSU".
HD: "Oh. Really. (Now they are squirming a bit.) That's interesting. So, did you ever go to school there?
Fake Fan: "Naaaw.....I just always liked 'em. They're the best team in the whole wide world."
HD: "Sooo...... you're really just a Pretender.......or a Fake Fan?"
Fake Fan: "Hey....that's not fair. I just always liked the Tigers. I grew up liking LSU."
HD: "Well, where did you actually graduate from?"
Fake Fan: "Oh......I graduated from Tech."
HD: "Tech? Are you kidding? Me too. Why in the world would you pull for LSU over Tech? (Then I back up a half step, scan Fake Fan's silly looking LSU attire and change the smile on my face to something much more serious and purse my lips.......as if I had just encountered a traitor.)
HD: "Don't you have some pride for where you're from? I would never sell out my school like that."
At this point the Fake Fan recoils into his or her defense mode. Deep down he feels ashamed and knows he's been exposed as a pretender. He knows that I have seen through his facade, and he spends the next 10 minutes trying to make me understand why he switched allegiances.
HD