Ryan Perrilloux is our University's (LSU's) Britney Spears

[TechAlum05]

From the Daily Reveille-4/10/2008 Edition (Neal Hebert)

I'm thinking it, you're thinking it, so someone just needs to say it - Ryan Perrilloux is the closest thing our University has to Britney Spears.

And we can't get enough of him.

The weaker members of our herd cry about the devaluation of collegiate football and athletics as a whole, but I couldn't be happier. Just like the rest of the community, I'm popping popcorn and getting ready for the show we all know must go on.

Judging from the headlines, Perrilloux is finally ready to give us the greatest show on earth - one embarrassingly-public detail plastered across the front page of every college newspaper in the nation at a time.

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[AustinDawg]

Considering Britney did whatever brief schooling she had at LSU, I would say that Britney Spears is LSU's Britney Spears.

[GermDawg]

This is an idiotic horribly written article.

[Dirtydawg]

This is an idiotic horribly written article.

I was thinking the same thing.

[bad_man]

I love this line though:

"and that's not even counting the racial slurs he allegedly called each cancer cell he destroyed."

That makes me laugh for some reason.

[TYLERTECHSAS]

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=8260643

[Poisso3]

How is this any differnet than the other asshat LSU athletes that had continual run-ins with the law? Did Ryan also dirve with a baby in his lap while smokeing and drinking a Red Bull?