Originally Posted by
Dawgfan71227
Here is what I can see happening on a daily basis in the Techsters office... <Telephone rings> Office Assistant: Women's Basketball... Caller: May I speak to the Head Coach please? Office Assistant: I'm sorry, Coach Long isn't available, may I take a message? Caller: No, that's o.k. Can I speak to the Associate Head Coach please? Office Assistant: I'm sorry, we don't have one here at the moment. She hasn't started working yet. Would you like to leave a message for Coach Long? Caller: No, an assistant coach can answer my question. May I speak to an assistant coach? Office Assistant: I'm sorry, we don't have any assistant coaches. Would you like to leave a message for Coach Long? Caller: Wow! Is there anyone on the coaching staff ? Office Assistant: Please hold. I'll connect you to the Grad Assistant. Caller: Click
Sounds like a bad skit from Saturday Night Live...