Your Federal Rebate Check....
Please, spend it wisely. For those who qualify, the federal government is sending us a $300-$600 rebate, $600-$1200 for those who are married.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase a bunch of useless crap, it will go to Taiwan, and none of it
will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer, and cigarettes, since these are the only products still produced in the UnitedStatesof America.
Kind of makes you swell up with patriotism don't it?