Sorry for the new thread but I can't open the old joke thread since it got close to 1000 posts. I don't know why but it's the same for the Global Warming thread.
Subject: RE: Five surgeons....
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to Operate on.
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating Table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.
The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction Workers those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine . Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.