A man received the following text from his neighbor:
" I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not
around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting it at home, but
that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you
will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen
again."
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: "Damn the autocorrect. I
meant "wifi", not "wife".