Because we needed a thread with way too many P's in the title.
No, actually, because Luminaire is getting confused and can't tell who's being sarcastic when. So he wants to know where ya stand.
A simple poll. There are, of course, gray areas, but go with whatever party you are at least 50.0001% in agreement with. For example, I have a very strong Libertarian lean, and while there are some classic Republican elements to my platform (namely, no killing babies and a strong national defense -- not offense, but defense), due to this 50.0001% rule, I'm voting Libertarian in this poll.
So, vote.