Breast Milk Ice Cream (seriously)

[Abominable Gorilla]

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

PETA thinks that Ben and Jerry's ice cream should be made from human milk instead of cow milk. Afterall, drinking milk from a cow "just doesn't make sense."

Are they just making this stuff up? Do they really expect B and J's to hire 10,000 recently pregnant women to squeeze milk out of their boobs everyday?

[PearlDawg]

Sometimes these PETA people go too far. I mean really.. are we gonna have a farm with pregnant women in stalls with pumps on their breast... come on... I mean that mental image is pretty darn funny though... LOL. Plus this has to be a health risk.. I'm sure all kinds of diseases can be spread this way... Plus how disgusting is this idea! I can see the Ben and Jerry flavor titles now..."Babies Formula"... I'm to tired to be creative with other names.. but I'm sure all of you can..

[Dawgmatic]

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

PETA thinks that Ben and Jerry's ice cream should be made from human milk instead of cow milk. Afterall, drinking milk from a cow "just doesn't make sense."

Are they just making this stuff up? Do they really expect B and J's to hire 10,000 recently pregnant women to squeeze milk out of their boobs everyday?

Oh, Jesus Christ. What next?

[Abominable Gorilla]

are we gonna have a farm with pregnant women in stalls with pumps on their breast... come on...

You know, you meet a hot girl and you're all like, "so what do you do for a living?" Then, she's all like, "I get milked by Ben and Jerry's."

What next?

This one is going to be pretty hard to top in terms of absurdity.

However, in honor of PearlDawg's suggestion, I think this would be a good thread to list out suggestions for possible flavors. Ideas?

[DAWG DUDE]

D cup flavor.

[rabiddawg]

When do they start hiring the squeezers?

[Amos Moses]

Maybe they just freeze the boobs, then scoop it up!

[mentechsters]

New Flavors!!!!!!!!

nipple nectar and areola orange

[Yarfunkle]

Whiskey-Garlic Sorbet

[Good Doggy]

Cherries Boobilee?
Breast Damn Ice Cream Ever?

Well, now if I see a pasture of lactating women, I'll know what the deal is.

What WILL they think of next?

[duckbillplatty]

Cherries Boobilee?

Awesome.

Cre'me Broulee' -> Cre'me Booblee'
Peanut Butter Cup -> Peanut Butter C Cup
Chubby Hubby -> Chubby Juggies
Cinnamon Buns -> Cinnamon Guns


Neopolititty?


I wish I weren't sick. This could be fun.

[Dwayne From Minden]

Neopolititty?

It would be NIPPaliton....

[Cal&Ken]

Yall are quite sick - and this is gross. I don't think I will be standing in line for any breast milk ice cream. Thankfully B&J said thanks but no thanks.

[Yarfunkle]

Yall are quite sick - and this is gross. I don't think I will be standing in line for any breast milk ice cream. Thankfully B&J said thanks but no thanks.

I am curious as to the actual % of people who would try it.. coming from a trustworthy source, of course.

[arkansasbob]

of course the absurdity is intentional. they're trying to compare dairy farms to the absurd images described above. the fact that nobody got it just shows how out of touch they really are. the fundamental flaw, of course, is that they think animals should be treated equal to humans.