Dexter.
I'm a sick bastard.
Dexter.
I'm a sick bastard.
The Shield.
Mash, Andy Griffith with Barney his axe and the still, POW POW POW.
The Simpson's
These are some of my favorite Seinfeld quotes: Are there anymore Seinfeld nuts out there?
Jerry:
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
You know, I don't get it. Since when are you not allowed to ask a Chinese man where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we getting a little too sensitive here? If someone asks me, "which direction is Israel," I don't go flying off the handle.
Cosmo Kramer:
What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?
I was returning some pants. I took a short cut in a subway tunnel and fell in some mud, ruining my pants. The very pants I was returning.
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.
...that ball goes sailing up into the sky, holds there for a moment, and then... *glugh*.
George Costanza:
I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
...Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.
It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.
David Puddy:
No, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
All In The Family
Hey Arnold!
The Angry Beavers
The First 48
Andy Griffith
Family Guy
Chappelle's Show
Many of those already mentioned... Just need to add House, MD and Duckman.
The Family Guy
The Office
The First 48
Still get into Seinfeld reruns
Some old shows and series:
Wise Guy
The Assent of Man (Jacob Bronowski was a genius)
WKRP
Mission Impossible (the first series)
The Prisoner
Secret Agent Man
Some shows on today I like
Madmen
Deadwood
Damages
Big Love
Survivor
WWDog
La Tech
Region and hyphen free since 1894!
Flagship of the University of Louisiana System
I'm a young man, only 23 but there aren't many questions about M*A*S*H that I can't answer. I love the show...grew up watching it and cheers with my dad.
Scrubs is a very underrated show.
The Office
Family Guy
Home Improvement
My name is Earl
Gunsmoke
Seinfeld
LA Law
Boston Legal
What about CHiPs?
or ALF