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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Another question. Let's say they both get married to different men. How do they determine which husband gets which hole first?

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtydawg View Post
    Another question. Let's say they both get married to different men. How do they determine which husband gets which hole first?

    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And you did not want to comment,........you made up for it!!!

    My question would be, if one says yes, and the other says no.....is it assault??
    Are there "issues" to deal with twice a month now????

    Yes, one way ticket to hell....I know!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Reading this makes me feel better. These are all the same comments that I was thinking. At least now I feel normal.
    "No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness."
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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Abominable Gorilla View Post
    Reading this makes me feel better. These are all the same comments that I was thinking. At least now I feel normal.
    Normal? I don't think that's ever been used to describe me in the past.

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    I just saw video of them going about their daily life, and it's like a two-headed girl. I mean, they can play basketball!! That's just amazing, the coordination they have, and it really just looks like a chick with two heads. They're cute too, so they wouldn't have had a problem finding somebody to hook up with IF they weren't joined together like that. Anyway, just seeing them ride a bike and dribble a basketball around kinda surprised me.

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtydawg View Post
    What if one turns out to be a lesbian and the other is straight and they both hook up the same night? Technically is that a 3some or a 4some?
    You couldn't stand not posting could you!?

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Cal&Ken View Post
    You couldn't stand not posting could you!?
    No I couldn't. The made me do it.

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Ktulu7 View Post
    I just saw video of them going about their daily life, and it's like a two-headed girl. I mean, they can play basketball!! That's just amazing, the coordination they have, and it really just looks like a chick with two heads. They're cute too, so they wouldn't have had a problem finding somebody to hook up with IF they weren't joined together like that. Anyway, just seeing them ride a bike and dribble a basketball around kinda surprised me.
    Does that present a problem on the bball court. Does the team play with 6 players or 5? I guess it is one body, so it would be counted as one person on the court. Talk about some GREAT no look passes. I say recruit them for the Techsters.

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by champion110 View Post
    Talk about some GREAT no look passes. I say recruit them for the Techsters.
    OMG I about shot sweet tea out my nose when I saw that comment! That was a serious LOL. We need to send them an offer letter ASAP!

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Geaux Dawgs View Post
    My question would be, if one says yes, and the other says no.....is it assault??
    That would be no problem. You could just slip her a sleeping pill and get it on with the other

    Getting warm in here.

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    So would it be a Ménage à two and a half??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by champion110 View Post
    Does that present a problem on the bball court. Does the team play with 6 players or 5? I guess it is one body, so it would be counted as one person on the court. Talk about some GREAT no look passes. I say recruit them for the Techsters.

    The sad thing is that they could probably play for us.

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by rabiddawg View Post
    Getting warm in here.
    Yeah, no kidding, but you don't get many opportunities to comment on something like this. A small part of me wants to google and get a number to call to ask some questions.
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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Abominable Gorilla View Post
    Yeah, no kidding, but you don't get many opportunities to comment on something like this. A small part of me wants to google and get a number to call to ask some questions.

    That would be a one way ticket!!!!!

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    Re: Conjoined Twins Want to Get Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Geaux Dawgs View Post
    That would be a one way ticket!!!!!
    Not "those" kinds of questions, but I'll bet they very, very often get treated like a two headed girl rather than two individual people in an unfortunate circumstance.
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