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  1. 01-26-2009, 10:52 AM #1
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    Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Early candidate for the Darwin Awards:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece
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  2. 01-26-2009, 04:19 PM #2
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Rape?

    How do they know the raccoon wasn't consentual?
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by DAWG DUDE View Post
    Rape?

    How do they know the raccoon wasn't consentual?

    Because it used its teeth.
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Teeth are always scary, no need for the teeth
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtydawg View Post
    Because it used its teeth.
    Sexual joke intended?
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtydawg View Post
    Because it used its teeth.
    I've noticed you always seem to have become an expert on these type topics. You need to quit hanging around Bernice.
    It's time to close the doors to the Temple of Janus.
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerdawg View Post
    I've noticed you always seem to have become an expert on these type topics. You need to quit hanging around Bernice.
    They have teeth in Bernice?
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by DAWG DUDE View Post
    Sexual joke intended?
    Using teeth is never a joke.
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtydawg View Post
    They have teeth in Bernice?
    I'll let you answer that question.
    It's time to close the doors to the Temple of Janus.
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtydawg View Post
    They have teeth in Bernice?
    Hey, you SOBs lay off Bernice....or Mr. Willis Reed and myself will find you, enslave you in either our chicken house ranch, put you to work in our pulp wood business, or make you a low-level gopher in our weed distribution network. Besides, teeth are overrated.:icon_wink:
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by madprof View Post
    Hey, you SOBs lay off Bernice....or Mr. Willis Reed and myself will find you, enslave you in either our chicken house ranch, put you to work in our pulp wood business, or make you a low-level gopher in our weed distribution network. Besides, teeth are overrated.:icon_wink:
    I guess that beats being a lawyer.
    It's time to close the doors to the Temple of Janus.
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by madprof View Post
    Hey, you SOBs lay off Bernice....or Mr. Willis Reed and myself will find you, enslave you in either our chicken house ranch, put you to work in our pulp wood business, or make you a low-level gopher in our weed distribution network. Besides, teeth are overrated.:icon_wink:
    I'll take the chicken ranch gig. I understand it comes with a free trailer to live in.
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    Re: Raccoon Bites Off Russian's "Manhood"

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerdawg View Post
    I guess that beats being a lawyer.
    Insert jokes here:
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