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    An atheist holiday

    FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
    In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and
    Passover holy days.
    He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against
    Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.
    The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized
    days.
    The case was brought before a judge.
    After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge
    banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
    The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your
    honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?
    The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
    The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah , yet my client and all
    other atheists have no such holidays."
    The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do.
    Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
    The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance
    or holiday for atheists."
    The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day .
    Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
    Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is
    no God, then he is a fool.
    Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.

    Wish I could have seen the look on their face.

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    Re: An atheist holiday

    The atheists had better treat every day they live on Earth as a holiday.
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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Why is this in the pit? Have we had an atheist uprising on the board?

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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Doc might have put it here -

    He's an athiest, he doesn't believe in John Wayne....
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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Quote Originally Posted by Dwayne From Minden View Post
    Doc might have put it here -

    He's an athiest, he doesn't believe in John Wayne....

    .....Get a rope!

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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Woot! Setting a reminder on my calendar right now.
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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Quote Originally Posted by Guisslapp View Post
    Woot! Setting a reminder on my calendar right now.

    You would. It is your holiday.

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    Re: An atheist holiday

    I didn't know where else to put it? It isn't politics... and not sports... I guess i just imagined something called the Flammers pit had something to do with letting off steam... and people who say there is no God then request a "HOLYday" just fill me up with steam.

    And John Wayne isn't God... just a prophet, pilgrim

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    Re: An atheist holiday

    I thought you must have been moved in here by an admin, thus the question.

    There is a whole lot of religion on the politics board. It also fits on the joke thread. I found it entertaining, but figured not many folks would see it in the pit.
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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUE collar View Post
    I didn't know where else to put it? It isn't politics... and not sports... I guess i just imagined something called the Flammers pit had something to do with letting off steam... and people who say there is no God then request a "HOLYday" just fill me up with steam.

    And John Wayne isn't God... just a prophet, pilgrim
    What a coincidence......
    I remembered this morning that this site has a "flamer's" board and decided to take my first peek here tonight.
    Note: In the past, a few unfriendly dawgs occasionally suggested I should scribble ONLY on the "flamer's" board...... But I ignored their opinions as jest and opted to continue stumbling about in the politics playpen without flirting with any such FLAMES.

    Now, however......
    Given my self-imposed exile from the politics board......
    It has occurred to me that I may be ethically justified in touching off an occasional TORCH here, without compromising my prior WORD as a gentleman.

    While I have never been prone to equating "letting off steam" with anything akin to any semblance of reason and logic...... Some storms paint even parti pris ports as alluring, when any alternative adventure may be forever qualified by the addition of a justifiable asterisk!

    Do I understand this FLAMER'S board correctly?
    ANY topic is fair game as long as the author appears to be mildly upset about something.
    AND......
    If the administrators deem any post on this board to be more appropriate for another dawg board...... They may move/post it there at their discretion?
    Ergo......
    If I author a post HERE......
    And the site administrators opt to move it to the politics board or the baseball board......
    THEY (and not I) would be posting it elsewhere!

    I shall now try to FLAME a thought and learn what happens.

    Cheers.
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    Re: An atheist holiday

    DAMN IT......

    If true dawgs cannot TRULY ENJOY EVERY DAWG FOOTBALL EVENT for the love of the game, and with sincere respect for the students who give of their time and talent and effort to make every football/tailgate :icon_wink: season possible......

    Perhaps they should have opted to attend LSU, or Florida State, or Michigan or some other collegian FOOTBALL POWER......
    And thereby enhance their chances of being able to pretend that by merely being alumni who never made a open field tackle...... They are superbly qualified to CHEER A "WIN"...... Or SPIT ON A "DEFEAT"!

    ANY

    Cheers and good night.
    I know that you believe you understand what you think I said...... But I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Quote Originally Posted by Spinoza View Post
    DAMN IT......

    If true dawgs cannot TRULY ENJOY EVERY DAWG FOOTBALL EVENT for the love of the game, and with sincere respect for the students who give of their time and talent and effort to make every football/tailgate :icon_wink: season possible......

    Perhaps they should have opted to attend LSU, or Florida State, or Michigan or some other collegian FOOTBALL POWER......
    And thereby enhance their chances of being able to pretend that by merely being alumni who never made a open field tackle...... They are superbly qualified to CHEER A "WIN"...... Or SPIT ON A "DEFEAT"!

    ANY

    Cheers and good night.
    Here, here!!! Glad to see you posting again. My vocabulary was starting to get a little rusty.

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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Quote Originally Posted by Spinoza View Post
    DAMN IT......

    If true dawgs cannot TRULY ENJOY EVERY DAWG FOOTBALL EVENT for the love of the game, and with sincere respect for the students who give of their time and talent and effort to make every football/tailgate :icon_wink: season possible......

    Perhaps they should have opted to attend LSU, or Florida State, or Michigan or some other collegian FOOTBALL POWER......
    And thereby enhance their chances of being able to pretend that by merely being alumni who never made a open field tackle...... They are superbly qualified to CHEER A "WIN"...... Or SPIT ON A "DEFEAT"!

    ANY

    Cheers and good night.
    BUMP......

    I admit my SURPRISE ......
    That not one football dawg has offered any comment regarding the above post.
    So I decided to BUMP it to the top of the FLAMING board once again in an effort to assuage my now confused but continued curiousity.

    ANY ?

    Cheers.
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    Re: An atheist holiday

    To whom it may concern; transfer it where you think it would best fit

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    Re: An atheist holiday

    Where will Matt see it :icon_wink:
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