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    Eek MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    LOL, this is hilarious.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html

    EDIT: maddawg should definitely change avatars to his mug shot.

    Last edited by Yarfunkle; 03-28-2009 at 12:38 PM.

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Shamewow is more like it.

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Did he use his product to sop up the blood?

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Vettesis said it is a good thing he didn't pay for something else.
    It's time to close the doors to the Temple of Janus.

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    I like the line referring to the products he pitches, "both of which sell for $19.95."

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Quote Originally Posted by Yarfunkle View Post
    LOL, this is hilarious.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html

    EDIT: maddawg should definitely change avatars to his mug shot.

    Nice coat....are we sure he doesn't double as her pimp??????!!!!!!1

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    I wish someone would cut his, and that gawd-awful Bill Mays' tongues out. Won't have to listen to anymore of their crap.

    BTW, who the heck buys any product pitched by either of those clowns? Goes to show you how stupid and gullible too many Americans have become, ya know, looking for miracle products and change.....

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Quote Originally Posted by dawg80 View Post
    I wish someone would cut his, and that gawd-awful Bill Mays' tongues out. Won't have to listen to anymore of their crap.

    BTW, who the heck buys any product pitched by either of those clowns? Goes to show you how stupid and gullible too many Americans have become, ya know, looking for miracle products and change.....
    The same folks that voted for you know who this past November. Of couse I think that's exactly what you meant.

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Quote Originally Posted by dawg80 View Post
    Won't have to listen to anymore of their crap.
    You don't suppose that was her plan all along, do you?

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Maybe her Shamwow didn't work properly! Or his didn't!

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Instead of a Shamwow, I guess she felt his wow was a sham!

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    She wanted to test the Shamwow on the blood from his tongue.

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    I guess that answers the age old question... What do you do when a $1,000 hooker tries to bite your tongue off.

    ShamPOW!

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    Quote Originally Posted by duckbillplatty View Post
    I guess that answers the age old question... What do you do when a $1,000 hooker tries to bite your tongue off.

    ShamPOW!
    Better the tongue then your ...........................................

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    Re: MUST READ: Shamwow Salesman Gets Tounge Bitten by Prostitute

    I saw Billy Mays and that British infomercial fella have a series about to start on the discovery chanel. It is called "The pitch" or something like that. Strange world we live in.

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