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Favorite lines from Die Another Day
Ms. Frost: Mr. Bond. And Miss...?
Jinx: Swift, "Space and Technology" magazine.
Ms. Frost: Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?
Jinx: Oh yeah, I think I got the thrust of it.
My wife just does not understand 007. She thinks James Bond is a womanizer. I'm afraid she'll never get it.
Christmas Vacation:
"Can't see the line can you Russ?"
"Hey Griswold, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?"
"If I woke up tomorrow with my sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am rigt now."
"don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month."
"if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't going to look right."
"if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogey."
"I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I'm not lying right next to him."
"This is a new non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant my company has been working on. It creats a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil."
"You serious Clark?"
"'Scuse me while I whip this out."Originally Posted by Brian96
"They told me you was hung."
Yep, Bond has some great ones. You really need the visual on this one, but it is a classic...
Radio:
"Station WEBS brings you the latest in world news. Washington, at the Whitehouse this afternoon the President said he was entirely satisfied"
James Bond:
"That makes two of us"
What crimes have you committed?
Hearding Cattle
That isn't so bad.
Through the Vatican
Kinky.
"Where the White Women AT?"
''Don't be a bad dagh..."
A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE
Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never get to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, and you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes, and the press will think you're colorful. Until you win twenty in the show, however, it means you're a slob."
Bull Durham
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
"Somebody ride back and get a shitload of dimes!"
Toga Toga Toga Toga Toga Toga Toga............ Animal house is a classic.
"A pledge pen? On your uniform?"
When? (one of my favorite lines)
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