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    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man
    elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.




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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    Quote Originally Posted by TechsasDawg View Post
    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man
    elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    There should be that kind of free reign anyway... the US suffocates itself with all these "rules".

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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    Quote Originally Posted by Rus-La View Post
    There should be that kind of free reign anyway... the US suffocates itself with all these "rules".
    and "laws" and "rights" and "constitutions" and bullshit like that.

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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    Quote Originally Posted by daybreaker3 View Post
    and "laws" and "rights" and "constitutions" and bullshit like that.
    Nah, those are what Obama is going around with by hiring his Czars and giving them all of their power.

    Did you donate to BB&B yet?

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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    Quote Originally Posted by daybreaker3 View Post
    and "laws" and "rights" and "constitutions" and bullshit like that.
    If it isn't the US and it's citiznes, yes.

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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    Quote Originally Posted by daybreaker3 View Post
    and "laws" and "rights" and "constitutions" and bullshit like that.
    I think he meant how we tactically employ the police actions....they are DUMB.

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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    Quote Originally Posted by TechsasDawg View Post
    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man
    elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.




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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    a similar joke was told in the early 70's regarding the vietnam war. it was proposed to send a regiment of Coon-Asses over and tell them that Viet Cong were good to eat, the limit was two and the season was closed. end of war.
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    Re: New Special Forces Unit

    Quote Originally Posted by gimpcoach View Post
    a similar joke was told in the early 70's regarding the vietnam war. it was propose to send a regiment of Coon-Asses over and tell the that Viet Cong were good to eat, the limit was two and the season was closed. end of war.

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