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  1. 08-28-2009, 03:45 PM #31
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    just as i suspected . . . not a single hairly palm raised.
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    Quote Originally Posted by gimpcoach View Post
    as far as sex always winning out over masturbation, i've seen a number of women i wouldn't touch as long as i had one good hand and others that having sex with would indicate that one was too lazy to masturbate. of course, there's also the nagging question: "is masturbation a homosexual act?????"
    I'm pretty much the same way, but there are quite a few more who aren't and you know darn well you've seen them.
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    Quote Originally Posted by gimpcoach View Post
    just as i suspected . . . not a single hairly palm raised.
    huh...er... I'm blind from so I couldn't read your post.














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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    The puns in this thread make me want to
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    nice face-palm collage.
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    Quote Originally Posted by Yarfunkle View Post
    The puns in this thread make me want to
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    Quote Originally Posted by mikedog View Post
    No telling how much money was wasted on this study. I'm sure U.S. tax dollars paid for 50-70% of it, too. :bigcry:
    Pretty close, last I heard we were paying for 55%-60% of their operating costs.
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    Quote Originally Posted by glm47 View Post
    LOL... what I want to know is what kind if dumbass needs to be taught to masturbate?
    Haha. Exactly. The only waste of money here is assuming that people need help in figuring it out. Guess what UN, IF A KID CAN HAVE SEX, HE KNOWS HOW TO MASTURBATE.

    I just want to see the billboard campaign so I can have a good laugh.
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    This whole thread is meant for Monty Python:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtydawg View Post
    This whole thread is meant for Monty Python:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

    I LOVE Monty Python! We were thinking along the same lines - which is scary.........:icon_wink:
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    i just want to say that i'm not shaking hands with any of you guys
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    Quote Originally Posted by gimpcoach View Post
    i just want to say that i'm not shaking hands with any of you guys
    Will you pull my finger?
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    only if i'm wearing double rubber gloves and your finger is properly encased in a comdom.
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    Quote Originally Posted by gimpcoach View Post
    i just want to say that i'm not shaking hands with any of you guys
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    Will you pull my finger?
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    only if i'm wearing double rubber gloves and your finger is properly encased in a comdom.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rfQ-...layer_embedded
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    Re: U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds

    looks like i'd have to buy an I-phone. my equipment is cheaper. it's amazing to realize that some geek spent hours developing the program strictly to do that . . . i always miss out on the really cool advances in technology! maybe i need to get out more, shake more hands, pull more fingers . . .
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