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weird, eh?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/com...cle7056689.ece
He said it sometimes took six or seven of his assistants to to hold down a possessed person. Those possessed often yelled and screamed and spat out nails or pieces of glass, which he kept in a bag. "Anything can come out of their mouths – finger-length pieces of iron, but also rose petals."
My farts smell like roses sometimes... does that mean I'm the devil?
I dont' know, but if glass and nails start shooting out then I'd be worried.Originally Posted by BLUE collar
If glass and nails come out I won't be posting on here because I will be in too much pain to get to a computer
When I was younger a police officer gave me a Minor In Possession, he had physical evidence that I was in possession, but I don't think that is the same the the Vatican is talking about.
I wonder if I told the cop "the devil made me do it" when he stopped me for a speeding ticket if I would get off with a warning.
Is the cop Catholic?
If they are talking about bags of stuff that people coughed up like glass/nails/rose petals then that is evidence.
Of course, you could always say these were nuts who ate all of this stuff beforehand.
Too bad they couldn't video-tape it and put it on youtube.
If Amortha has actually dueled 70,000 demons......
During his last 25 papal years......
That means he has averaged 2,800 demons per year......
Or 7 and 2/3 demons per day.
Note: 1 dancing banana = 2/3rd's of a demon.
Allowing only 8 hrs per day for NOTHING but sleep, meals, and a quick shave, shower, and shit......
That leaves the OFFICIAL exorcist (and his team, I presume) only 2.08 hours per demon.
Cheers.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said...... But I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
That's a great line. If I ever see a dancing banana, I'll know to start heading the other way.
excellent use of the dancing bannana!If Amortha has actually dueled 70,000 demons......
During his last 25 papal years......
That means he has averaged 2,800 demons per year......
Or 7 and 2/3 demons per day.
Note: 1 dancing banana = 2/3rd's of a demon.
Allowing only 8 hrs per day for NOTHING but sleep, meals, and a quick shave, shower, and shit......
That leaves the OFFICIAL exorcist (and his team, I presume) only 2.08 hours per demon.
Cheers.
Everybody knows that when you are a top level demon exorcist you have to multitask and expell groups of demons all at once.
I think you basically have to accept walkins and just say everybody who is posessed come down to the monster truck rally on sunday.. sunday.....SUNDAY..... and get your demons exorcised. Then please sign my log on the way out so I have a record of your experience.
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