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    Give me your best one liners....

    I want to hear everyone's best "one-liner." I will start it off.

    "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

    "All generalizations are false."

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    "It's not over, until it's over." - Yogi Berra

    "Winning is not everything....it's the only thing." - Vince Lombardi

    "I'll be back." - the Terminator

    "Socialists suck." - Dawg80

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    "A goal without a plan is just a wish"

    "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    I've got to go talk to a man about a horse

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    Quote Originally Posted by CChandler View Post
    I've got to go talk to a man about a horse
    Drop the kids off at the pool?
    File some paperwork?



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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    Quote Originally Posted by ITdrummer View Post
    Drop the kids off at the pool?
    File some paperwork?
    Take the Browns to the Superbowl?

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    If you're not first, you're last - Ricky Bobby

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    Borrow money from a pessimist...they never expect you to pay them back.

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUE collar View Post
    Take the Browns to the Superbowl?
    Have to say.... I have never heard that one before.



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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    If you aint cheatin, you aint competin!!!!!

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    NUTS!!!
    (Reply of an American officer to a surrender offer by a German general during WWII)

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    "New Orleans is a chocolate city."

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    "Hey goodlookin', do you come here often?"

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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    "I took the liberty of bullshitting you."

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    I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner."



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    Re: Give me your best one liners....

    win if you can, lose if you must, but always, ALWAYS cheat - bobby heenan

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