Give me your best one liners....

[BLUE collar]

I want to hear everyone's best "one-liner." I will start it off.

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"All generalizations are false."

[dawg80]

"It's not over, until it's over." - Yogi Berra

"Winning is not everything....it's the only thing." - Vince Lombardi

"I'll be back." - the Terminator

"Socialists suck." - Dawg80

[ITdrummer]

"A goal without a plan is just a wish"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

[CChandler]

I've got to go talk to a man about a horse

[ITdrummer]

I've got to go talk to a man about a horse

Drop the kids off at the pool?
File some paperwork?

[BLUE collar]

Drop the kids off at the pool?
File some paperwork?

Take the Browns to the Superbowl?

[ITdrummer]

Take the Browns to the Superbowl?

Have to say.... I have never heard that one before.

[TYLERTECHSAS]

Take the Browns to the Superbowl?

Must be a family you know huh?

[Tech77]

I've got to go talk to a man about a horse

Man, that one brought back memories. My older cousins used to say that all the time back in the early 60s.

[Dawgpix]

To be early is to be on time.
To be on time is to be late.
To be late is to be forgotten.

[inudesu]

To be early is to be on time.
To be on time is to be late.
To be late is to be forgotten.

I always liked the one that said "to be on time is to be on time."

[girldawg]

To be early is to be on time.
To be on time is to be late.
To be late is to be forgotten.

My Dad lives by those, to a fault!!

[TechAlum05]

To be early is to be on time.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Geaux Dawgs]

If you're not first, you're last - Ricky Bobby

[BLUE collar]

Borrow money from a pessimist...they never expect you to pay them back.