Give me your best one liners....

[TYLERTECHSAS]

Take the Browns to the Superbowl?

Must be a family you know huh?

[arkansasbob]

never put off for tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

the early worm gets eaten.

i thought about procrastinating once, but i never got around to it.

i thought i was wrong once, but i was mistaken.

[Tech77]

I've got to go talk to a man about a horse

Man, that one brought back memories. My older cousins used to say that all the time back in the early 60s.

[Dawgpix]

To be early is to be on time.
To be on time is to be late.
To be late is to be forgotten.

[inudesu]

To be early is to be on time.
To be on time is to be late.
To be late is to be forgotten.

I always liked the one that said "to be on time is to be on time."

[saltydawg]

NUTS!!!
(Reply of an American officer to a surrender offer by a German general during WWII)

That's what the liberal media reported since they didn't want to publish what the General actually said. :icon_wink:

[hoppinmad]

There are two theories to arguing with women ... neither one works.

[ITdrummer]

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

[hoppinmad]

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[girldawg]

To be early is to be on time.
To be on time is to be late.
To be late is to be forgotten.

My Dad lives by those, to a fault!!

[weunice]

Hey bebe!

[atobulldog]

63% of all statistics are made up.

[atobulldog]

Officially a two liner:

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country. -Patton

[arkansasbob]

ignorance is bliss, but not if you're aware of it.

nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

[TechAlum05]

win if you can, lose if you must, but always, ALWAYS cheat - bobby heenan

I think it was Jesse Ventura who came up with the quote although Bobby Heenan always lived by that quote in the WWF.

Bobby Heenan could publish a book of his great one-liners.

"A friend in need is a pest."
"You don't have to yell at me, I'm not blind."
"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."

http://www.pwwew.net/quotes/heenan.htm