"It seemed like the thing to do at the time."
A guy I worked with in an office one summer was leaving the rest-room, and on his way out said "Never shit at home, and never sweat at work!" Hahah not the best advice, but it was funny.
"Impossible isn't a word, it's a reason not to try."
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
From our great American military. Of course today that would not be considered PC. So what!!! I still love this one.
"Kill them all and let God sort them out".
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
"The Pope may be French, but Jesus was English!"
"the opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation"
"You've gone down on everything but the Titanic"
"Did you do basic training as a correspondence course?"
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bow to the king!
"We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them." — November 1950, during Chosin Reservoir campaign
- Chesty Puller, most decorated U.S. Marine in history.
"I dreamt of you last night." Me to a lovely young lady I met in a bar many years ago.
"Everything is so dirty here! Here let me wipe off a place for you to sit." Me to the next lovely young lady as I wipe off my face.
"It don't take much brains to be stupid!" Tex Martin 1978 in his back yard in Victorville Ca.
"Don't say those words in front of the youngns!" Tex Martin again in his back yard at a BBQ when his wife, Granny, just said "Oh my I forgot the condiments!"
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"She's so hot! If beauty were a pirate ship, I'd swab that poop deck."
"She's so smart, college students apply to enter her."
"If cuteness were karaoke, I'd get drunk and then do her."
"If intelligence were a washing machine, I'd put a dirty load inside of her."
Greg Gutfeld, Fox News' "Red Eye"
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