Port City Classic Haiku

**Dawgmatic** · 08-03-2010, 11:17 PM

Rhinodawg king of
gridiron haiku come forward
Amaze the G-Tigs.

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 01:40 AM

Like a dark black cloud
Tech rains TD's on G-Men
Sonny shines again

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 01:41 AM

Haters stay away
Locking their wives and children
At home. We tailgate.

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 01:43 AM

High octane football
Explodes on storied G-Men
Twos and Threes mop up

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 01:45 AM

GATA Gods are pleased
To see how quickly speed kills
September Tigers

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 01:47 AM

When the Bulldawg clamps
His jaws on fresh tiger flesh
The cat gasps, then dies

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 01:57 AM

Blue blurs are sighted
Crushing black and gold gridders
At will. Help Eddie!

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 02:01 AM

We all love Coach Rob,
But, Hell Baby, we are here
To win, and that's it.

**Dawg06** · 08-04-2010, 03:17 AM

Coach Aillet, Coach Rob
perched atop Mount Olympus
witness history.

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 08:07 AM

The Flamin Cajuns
Embrace a FEMA theme for
Recruiting players

Stadium envy
Runs rampant in the swampland
Sucks to be them, sha

**RhinoDawg** · 08-04-2010, 08:09 AM

Hell Baby, you know
The G-Men won't roll over.....
At least not at first

**inudesu** · 08-04-2010, 08:40 AM

Think twice before you
"invest" emotionally
in a Tiger win.

**inudesu** · 08-04-2010, 08:41 AM

A first glance audit
finds Gramblingite predictions
highly inflated.

**buck_dawg_gold** · 08-04-2010, 09:10 AM

Just go to the game
Stop making excuses dawgs
Its safe I promise

**CChandler** · 08-04-2010, 09:14 AM

Playing in a Dump
Tigers with no Quarterback
Tech by a hundred

America's Taint
Makes Cajun Field Look All World
Welcome to Indy

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