The Petri Dish - Their mascot’s name is Champ... which is still way better than Tweez.
#5 Olu Ashaolu - Born in Nigeria but most recently lived in Canada. Goes by Olu AsYouLikeIt on Facebook
#14 Tevin Hall - Nickname is T-Mac for reasons not fully known
#15 Antwond Roshell - Nickname is Tweez, which makes T-Mac seem like a great nickname. Also looks kinda scary. Like the type of guy that’d make you want to hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife and hide yo’ husband cuz they rapin’ errbody out here.
#20 Lonnie Smith - Nickname is Juiceman... which is still better than Tweez
#22 Cordarius Johnson - Nickname is CJ... which is waaay better than Tweez. Name on Facebook is Cordarius UnderRated Johnson, which brings up all kinds of jokes we aren’t willing to touch.
#23 James Johnson - Nickname is Duece... which is slightly below Juiceman but way ahead of Tweez
#25 J.L Lewis - Full name is John L. Lewis, which means he goes by his nickname, which is still better than Tweez
#45 Romario Souza - From Brazil. Transferred to Louisiana Tech from the College of Southern Idaho.
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