Rutgers Haiku

[Dawg06]

The situation--
Techsters sock Snookis in nose.
Rutgers: Gym. Tan. Lose.

[Dawg06]

only one team that
fist pumps instead of pump fakes
#rutgersguidettehoops

[Dawg06]

Regal Blues rep dat
Grenade Free Lou'siana.
Don't pull Rutgers' pin.

[inudesu]

Sleeves, stars, history
and a home court advantage
Techsters bring it all.

[Dawg06]

Techsters dominate.
Scarlet Knights fall, not with a
bang, but a whimper.

[BuzDawg73]

New Jersey Women
Do they know of Southern grace
Techsters teach lesson

[BuzDawg73]

Fuhgetaboutit!
Joisey girls make funny sounds
But our Ladies win

[rebelboi]

New Jersey Women
Do they know of Southern grace
Techsters teach lesson

we have a winner

[RC66]

Let's see, if I remember my HS English classes right, it should be 17 syllables…


'Sip girl leads RU
To give Dog fans
A double dose of pain: Goodbye.

[inudesu]

Let's see, if I remember my HS English classes right, it should be 17 syllables…


'Sip girl leads RU
To give Dog fans
A double dose of pain: Goodbye.

17 is right,
but the arrangement is wrong.
It's 5-7-5.

[inudesu]

The Scarlet Knightettes
have same odds of scoring as
Q with Christie Sides.

[RC66]

17 is right,
but the arrangement is wrong.
It's 5-7-5.

Thanks, inudesu: I'll try again:

Lady Techsters, huh?
Sweet southern girls, I guess; but
our Knights are women.

[Dawg06]

Thanks, inudesu: I'll try again:

Lady Techsters, huh?
Sweet southern girls, I guess; but
our Knights are women.

Your knights are shore sluts
who choke on lip gloss, hair spray,
pickles, and Sundays.

[Dawg06]

Rutgers makes last stand
on the banks of the old Red.
Meet your Waterloo.

[Champ967]

New Jersey is a
land-bridge between New York and
Philadelphia.

When someone says they
are from New Jersey, I say
"Really? Which exit?"

The last good things to
come out of New Jersey were
Springsteen and Jovi.

Rutgers is Jersey's
flagship. So like lsu
but with damyankees.