dear blank, please blank

[inudesu]

http://www.picamemag.com/dear-blank-please-blank/

[JuBru]

Have seen these and various other versions pop up all over the place. I love the one from Grammar and have used itmany times to bring to light the illiteracy of many "adults" who are supposedly educated, but use whatever they call text talk now for every single thin written. Had one guy write his resume with mixed Ebonics, leek, and phone text. He kept wondering why he never got interviews and why people giggled at some of our job fairs when he gave them his resume. He still thinks it is okay to write everything like that because it's "easier" and less time consuming, which sadly a lot of people believe.