.......ahhhhhhhh!!
Be sure to get the belly button. Hulk LOOOOVES it when you spray his belly button.
"Man, these State Fair games get tougher every year. And, I don't even think that Def Leppard mirror is worth it."
This is why you NEVER leave a ULM graduate unsupervised alone on the FryMaster. Some business owners just have to learn the hard way.
"Man, are we short-handed - one to hold the hose and only three to watch".
Better yet, just wash off everything but "obammer sucks".
"i always get the best fog pattern after drinking sam adams."
Wow, it usually seems feminine for a guy to sit when he pees.